March 18, 2002

I learned today that my

I learned today that my two-year-old niece has finally kicked the vegetarian habit. You see, it is because she is a lion. And lion eat shrimp. So she insisted that since she was a lion, she needed shrimp. So they got her some popcorn shrimp. And it turns out that lions are also quite selfish, because she didn't share her shrimp with mom and dad at all. Posted by Curt at March 18, 2002 11:51 PM